You love me, you really love me!

It's funny how reactive people have been to what I've written considering I was primarily just compiling things K.A. has typed herself and published publicly on the internet. I'm the one who's apparently "lonely" "sad" and "stalking" her. (By the way, stalking was recently redefined as reading someone's blog and writing about it--look it up) Keira herself seemed to be pretty fine with it yet everyone else is in an uproar. Just to clarify, I don't *hate* Keira's blog. I find it entertaining but, as I said in a recent comment, in the same way a car crash is entertaining.

Keira has said herself, "It’s okay, I get it. Many of you who read this blog are my friends and family and, therefore, have a great deal of love for me. However, it hasn’t escaped me that a few of my readers have quite a sour taste in their mouths for me and their reasons for checking in on my blog are more of a guilty pleasure; a love/hate, if you will. I’m a big girl - I can handle that."

She gets it. I don't know why the rest of you don't. Plus, her post about my blog has gotten more comments than anything else she's written in a while. In fact, if I were you I'd be starting to wonder if this blog wasn't written by Keira herself as a publicity stunt.

So far Chels is my favourite. For the record Chels, I would love to make a top 5 list of your blog but it seems to be the antithesis of Keira's blog. Glancing over your first page I saw no references to blow jobs, shoe shopping or shiny hair. I seem to have somehow inferred that I just hate life (or girls?) which is not true at all. I have a beautiful girlfriend (no, I'm not a girl who is jealous of Keira's 'fabulousness' but good guess) a great job and a lot of different activities to occupy my time. I'm not sure how much time you think it took me to write that last post that you all assume that I have no life. It only took me eight hours with a half hour lunch. But seriously folks, everyone take a deep breath. Honestly, I didn't actually mean to piss anyone off. If I had I would have fabricated things about Keira that weren't true or said she was ugly (which I don't think) or just general slander. All I did was collect a few gems that I find ridiculous things for a person to write.

Keira, you have a huge amount of groupies so you're doing something right. Keep blogging about how good your hair smells and how hard it is to be so perfect that no man could possibly handle you; you might just get a book deal.

And I will probably continue to make jokes about it. Until I tire of this.