10. Simply ask yourself “is there anything this girl can’t do?”
The answer is a resounding “no.”
9.Very recently I discovered the bible, the bible being Vogue magazine
8.Not surprisingly, three out of my top five photos that have been “favourited” by Flickr folks are of my body and a bikini.
7.I love being girlie, I love using the phrase “just being a girl” as an excuse for countless offenses and I love that everything “girlie” is just a little bit more fabulous.6.In recent weeks, I’ve given much thought about what it means to be a girl. Sometimes it’s much more difficult than men realize. What their logical brains can’t figure out is how we girls can be so illogical at times.
5.I think that’s me - the girl who is too good of a catch for many men to deal with.
4.The truth is, I have long legs and a narrow waist, and mass jean manufacturers simply don’t cut their jeans to suit. Even Gap’s ‘Long and Lean’ collection presumes that “if you’re tall then surely you must have saddlebags, so let’s put in extra fabric to accommodate for them.” The truth is, I’m 5-foot-9 with a 3/4 waist.
3It’s somewhat intriguing that I live in a high-rise apartment building in downtown Vancouver. Each day I put on sparkly jewellery and high heels beforing clicking my way down the sidewalk to yet another high rise. There, I sit in a swivelling chair while my manicured nails clack away on a keyboard for eight hours.
2.Usually I get the compliments of the following sort:
“Keira, your hair is gorgeous.”
or…
“Keira, I wish I smelled as pretty as you do.”
or…
“Keira, how come you’re so good at everything you do?”
or…
“Keira…oh, Keira…mmm…yeah…”
And coming in at number one, my personal favourite...a tip for blow jobs. Surprising? Just the fact that Keira can stop talking about how shiny her hair is for long enough to suck a...well...anyway....
1.One tip I can offer you: Breathe through your nose. Breathing through your mouth is, quite literally, impossible when obstructed. That logic didn’t come to me instantly.
7 comments:
You seem to be a very sad, bitter, and lonely person.
I hope life gets better for you.
Thanks so much for your well wishes Tod. It means a lot to me. I'm so sad and lonely.
Lonely people use sarcasm.
I'm not gonna insult you, because I believe we're all entitled to our opinions- I've got a lot (many of which aren't very popular), so I can't really place any judgement.
I just don't understand.
Why wouldn't you just click past Keira's blog if it bothered you so much? You claim to have so little patience for her, yet you create a blog to slander her AND you obviously took great pains to read through all her posts to create a top 10 list.
I'm just saying that if something brings out the ugly in you, why on earth would you spend so much time obsessing over it?
Truth be told, you didn't make your day or Keira's brighter.
So what gives Stanley?
Ok Chels...ever watched a movie that was so bad it was good? That's like Keira's blog. It's like a car crash I can't look away from. If you'll notice I didn't do a lot of slander in this blog post; I'm primarily quoting so if blondie stands by her words then there shouldn't be a lot of offense. If you read them though, even as a friend you have to see the shallow self absorption in her blog. No? Just me? I'm not "so bothered" by it, more amused. Thanks for not insulting me.
Switchboard...what makes you awesome I'm being sarcastic. If lonely people use sarcasm then I am lonely and if I'm lonely why would I not say I was lonely? My girlfriend is friends with Keira. My girlfriend is hot. She's just not as wrapped up in herself. I don't know why this bothers everyone so much and no one thinks it's funny. I think it's hilarious. Even Keira admitted it's well written. Chill out people. I'm not angry. I thought Keira would be flattered by my collection of her quotes. I guess I was wrong...
What I love so much about blogs and the "blogworld" is the different values, opinions and ideas that are shared and floated around between fellow bloggers. I've been fortunate enough to meet a lot of great people through this medium; people I am honoured to call my friends.
In sharing opinions and views, debate and disagreement are two guarantees. That, however, is what makes it most interesting.
Stanley, the truth is I'm neither flattered nor offended. What bothers me is that, instead of being open and honest with who you really are, you have seemingly chosen to hide behind a pseudonym, unwilling to own up to your opinion. You could have simply chosen to send me an e-mail in this regard and perhaps a fruitful conversation could have taken place; one that would have been conducive to positive communication. Instead, you decided to air dirty laundry in a public forum. The reason for which you did so, I have no idea.
Everyone's opinion is valid, but unless one is willing to pony up, that opinion can't be taken seriously by anyone.
And while I understand that my blog is not everyone's cup of tea, it is my own. And while my sense of humour isn't something everyone understands, much of what I write is done so with tongue firmly planted in cheek. Beyond that, I have no need or desire to justify myself to you or anyone else, for that matter.
I did so because it is funny to me.
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